Saturday, September 5, 2009

Overheard...

Hospital maternity ward, room 4A. Angry man says to the hysterical woman who had just given birth to his baby: "I'd better be getting my fucking share of the baby bonus". Very sad.

5 comments:

Victor said...

sounds like the baby is his very own stimulus package.

The Mutant said...

Classy-ass parents f'sure. I still maintain you should have to pass a parenting test before you're allowed to put your cock anywhere near a vagine but that's just one poofter's opinion.

Adaptive Radiation said...

I agree...it's actually harder to get a license to keep reptiles!

mm said...

Nothing aginst them having all the sex they want....but if one cares more about the bonus than the baby, screw the Pope's advice and get on the rubber, the pill, dice the tubes...

AR> Wonder who's got the licence on that reptile (but that's me just being mean to reptiles)

FletcherBeaver said...

Ah! Point and laugh. Point and laugh.