The conference ended today but not before I managed to embarrass myself by going into the women's toilets by accident. You'd think the lack of a urinal would have been a give away. No. I only realized I was in the wrong toilet when I was mid way through my piss and noticed that there was a sanitary napkin disposal unit next to the toilet bowl. It still took me a split second before reality dawned on me. Fortunately, no one walked in.
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C'mon AR! How are you supposed to abuse your gay privileges and perv in the toilets, if you're always in the women's! ;p
Using the women's is a gay privilege. No stinky pissed-on-every-surface lady loos are fantastic.
EK - I have been using the men's loo too but ended up engaging in scientific discourse with the guy standing next to me at the urinal.
Mutant - The women's toilet was gross. There were paper towels strewn all over the floor. My learned female friend tells me that this is because "women actually wash their hands after going to the loo".
Did you read the witty notations on their toilet walls?
You know the sort of thing; 'here I sit broken hearted...' etc.
Victor - Nope....I was too busy trying to figure out why there was a santiary napkin disposal unit in the "men's" toilet.
LOL! I did the very same thing at Hooters and my experience was identical to yours. Yes, a gay man or rather two gay men went to Hooters on purpose. Don't ask.
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