Back in Melbourne

Arrived back home this morning on a flight that actually ran on time. The landing, however, was terrible. I think the pilot misjudged our distance from the ground and was going way too fast. In any case, the plane's wheels hit the tarmac with a huge thump and the plane kinda bounced a little. A passenger screamed and everybody became very tense as the plane started to shudder violently down the runway before finally slowing down and taking a right turn towards the airport terminal. "Well folks, we have definitely landed in Melbourne", said the flight attendant. Passengers chuckled nervously.